this is what happened when liz tried to call the tokyo mission office.
*dials number*
recorded message:  *voice speaks japanese...liz gets the idea that she`s basically saying, "this number doesn`t work, silly gaijin"*
*hangs up.  tries dialing the number without a couple of the first numbers*
recorded message: *same japanese voice...*
*hangs up.  tries again.*
recorded message: *yet again.  same japanese voice*
*hangs up, frustrated.  then reads the webpage again: "just take the first 0 off, silly kid".  dials the number again.  without the zero*
*phone finally starts ringing*
japanese man: *greets me in japanese*
liz: "uuuuuhhhh...do you speak english?"
japanese man:  "of course.  this is japan coast guard."
liz:  "uuuuuuhhhh...i think i have the wrong number."
japanese man:  "bye bye."
*liz hangs up.  cries out in humiliation.*
the end.
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Oh my gosh!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!! You make me so happy Liz :)
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaaa ha ha! Oh goodness, stories like this brighten my day. (And dampen it too, of course, because I feel sad for your frustration. Oh my gosh, I sound like an Engrish speaker. NooOOoo...)
ReplyDeleteSo...I take it you didn't find the church?
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